Feb 22
What happens when an Archmage miscasts Polymorph… on themselves? 🐇
Now every spell is rabbit coded.
Carrot bombs. Nose-twitch counters. Zoomies strike.
Still terrifying.
Still powerful.
Just… fluffier.
🎵 Power Word: Thump
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Used to sign my scrolls
“Archmage of the Endless Sky”
Now I’m stuck at knee height
In your backpack
Stuffed and dry…
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If your party wizard turned into this…
are you relieved or more afraid?