#dnp.text

[dabidevito]

dnp: two hours of behind-the-scenes bants! :D

me: *whisper-shouts into the void* make a podcast you fucking cowards

[phansprings]

tag urself dan and i are the drunk women who want phil

[dabidevito]

look not to be a big fucking sap on main but waking up to ig stories of phil just bein cute and eating candy and dan making useless commentary and eating the other half of all the chocolates fight me...it’s so DUMB but it literally makes my day better and you know what,,,i just love them okay i’m in pain leave me alone !

[dabidevito]

play phil’s northern “i need ya” at my funeral thanks lads

[dabidevito]

okay but y’all are sleeping on the fact that phil, king of patterns, wore a plain black jumper to a party so that his bf’s extra gay ass could wear some loud ugli thousand quid versace pajamas and they wouldn’t clash with each other

[dabidevito]

i can’t believe they recreated exact scenes from manchester ditl,,,like they’re their own fucking biggest stans and immensely sentimental twerps and you just know they sat around beforehand watching that old vid, laughing and remembering and talking about how some things change but the important things don’t and wow i’m fucking emo !!!!!!!!!!!!

[dabidevito]

are we just not gonna talk about the slapping dough noises or

[dabidevito]

i am a firm believer in parallel universes. the kind where one decision splits the timeline in two and you live an entirely different reality.

but.

i also really believe that there are certain people who we are destined to meet, to love, to intertwine our lives with in every iteration of the universe.

so maybe phil quits youtube for a film internship. maybe leonardo dicaprio agrees to make titanic 2: zombie ship and phil becomes the editing lead. 

maybe dan still drops out of his law course because he’s unhappy, but is forced to take a £9/hr job in some production office just to pay rent, running errands and bringing coffee to the editors slaving away at their computers.

maybe on a random tuesday, one of those editors brings him a coffee instead.

except the universe isn’t random.

not worse. not sad. just different.