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God, I love BellHands. This ship does not exist. Sam is not in this show. He will probably never be in this show. If he is, he probably won’t look like Jemaine Clement or Matt Berry or Rahul Kohli or any of our fanart. He almost definitely won’t be Izzy’s long-lost husband or newfound love or childhood friend or old rival. There is absolutely no basis for any of this. There are novel-length fanfics. There are common tropes and shared fanon. There are three pages on AO3. That’s more than there are for Izzy with some canon characters. This ship does not exist. This is a shared fever dream. This is our OTP.

[doks-aux]

Everyone is waking up to the beauty of FangIzzy.

You SEE now. You ALL see.

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I just want Izzy to feel safe with someone. I want him to be held, to be loved, to be appreciated. I want someone to tell him he makes them happy. I want him to be chosen, just him, specifically him, just like he is, again and again and again. I want him to have what he’s given so freely for years. I want someone to see him, see all the places where he’s torn off pieces of himself for someone else’s sake and fill them up with little pieces of their own.

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Sam coming back into Izzy's life after so many years, and Izzy doesn't laugh anymore, he doesn't sing anymore, he barely smiles. and it breaks Sam's heart, but he loves the Izzy that scowls and yells and storms around, too. and he'll help him remember how to do the other stuff if he wants

[doks-aux]

That one post about Ed potentially trusting and caring about Izzy so much that he’s become utterly unfuckable in his eyes but taking it a step further to Ed assuming that is and/or should be the case for everyone else and finding the idea of anyone being attracted to Izzy surprising, distressing, and unacceptable.

A lot of it is protectiveness: “How dare someone try to hurt/take advantage of/have impure thoughts about/play with the feelings of my best little guy?”

At least an equal amount of it is possessiveness and not wanting anyone else to be anywhere near as important to or intimate with Izzy as he is much less more so. He is very comfortable here at the center of Izzy’s universe, thanks.

Basically I love an Ed who won’t fuck Izzy but doesn’t want anyone else to either, and then I love the foundation of his world crumbling under his feet when someone else very much does fuck Izzy.

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Post-Reunion Izzy starting to integrate with the rest of the crew and making friends in his own way, and Ed and Stede being so relieved because oh good maybe if he spreads all that pent-up devotion around he’ll mellow out and be less intense about Ed.

But what actually happens is he just gets intense about everybody.

Can be romantic or platonic to whatever degrees, the point is that Izzy Hands is not a man who does shit by halves, and once he decides someone is important to him, they get the full Izzy Hands Experience, semi-tailored to their specificities.

[doks-aux]

My kink is when Izzy Hands is loved and cherished and treated gently.

[doks-aux]

I need my followers to acknowledge the Izzy Hands Pokemon.