#doctor disaster

[qutibahalfarouqitheclonetrooper]

I still dislike Doctor Disaster.

Vor.

[the-iron-orchid]

I will make this 40-year-old man look like a Slavic grandpa and nobody can stop me lmaoooo

[the-iron-orchid]

WIP: TFW you want to put a proper Slavic flat-cap on a man, but his floof is just beyond control orz

[the-iron-orchid]

Extremely important convo in the gc tonight

(The spork is just the last straw, you see. It's worse than The Yogurt Fork. May as well just shove your face into the cup and slurp the noodles directly tbh)

[the-iron-orchid]

Julian honey don't get me wrong, I love your prominent schnozzola but it causes me Posing Problems when smooch lmao

[the-iron-orchid]

@joasakura

How flat is the butt, my good skin miner?! HOW FLAT IS HIS ASS?

Fear not, his ass remains as flat as ever! Caked-out Julian just wouldn't be Julian, that man is ASSLESS. Smack his butt and it sounds like you're playin Yahtzee. His butt-bones wear thin spots in the ass of his pants over time. Man's ass is damn near concave

[the-iron-orchid]

Me, updating the Julian model:

SCRUNGLE! 👏🏼 THAT! 👏🏼 MAN! 👏🏼

[the-iron-orchid]

Anyway I'm gonna give Julian some freckles, you can't be a redhead who's spent time out on boats without getting some fucking freckles ok