#doctors hate him

[clawfulneutral]

outRAGEOUS how much better will graham looks after getting his shit rocked psychologically for two years straight this is what crazy person dick can do for ya

[pensburghs]

sid loves them apples

[roxirinart]

Lost your art glove? Try this one weird trick!

[extra-joker-mush]

it gets to a point啊

[shinystarbit]

I’ve not shown off my masterpiece here yet and that is a crime.

I have no idea what possessed me to make this

[little-silly-guy]

You know, there’s this secret that doctors won’t tell you, but it can help you a lot, and the secret is… love yourself

[shwirlyshwoobie]

[matikura]

justice league is a fighting unit but they really work hard on being capable volunteer rescue personnel

Being the most prominent member without enhancements, Justice League has come to use Batman as a unit of measurement

Q.How badly injured are you?

Which is a loaded question, because A, men can't admit shit like weakness under duress and B, getting pounded by super strength can result in anything from slight bruising to a whole ass city block is now a gigantic sinkhole depending on who got hit

So instead of trying to be Honest like real people do

"How many Batman's are you now?"

As in, gauging from life threatening injury, requiring major surgery and extensive physical therapy afterwards to, Wonder Woman walked in to Superman and now they both have the human equivalent of a very painful but fairly harmless tow injury

Bruce glaring daggers at everyone, because he is not That breakable thank you?

Flash squinting at the presentation of medical records, because he has seen people with significantly less damage keel over and end up on the slab?

Diana making sure everyone knows how to do field medicine with minimum supplies. ( Former Nurse while commiting consensual identity theft, plus a warrior tribe she knows anatomy and survival better than most sailors of yore)

Superman giving the most detailed lecture on what to check for when X ray vision is not available

Robin helpfully providing anecdotes on how to manage a hostile situation with multiple casualties and no adults in charge