Alvin-mun: None of those things are illegal!
Tipo-mun: Defiling Jude is illegal because he's a minor, asking for customers makes him sound like a pimp with that high collar, and abusing Tipo is illegal too.
Alivn-mun: How is that illegal? There are no laws about abusing plushies.
Tipo-mun: Well, Tipo is technically only a few years old, so it'd count as child abuse.








