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I hate coming home from vacation from a nice 5 star hotel, a brand new rental car, catered meals bc of the wedding, no work for 5 days, to my shitty apartment that most likely has mold and the drywall is crumbling, my 2005 ford that's on its last legs, the hard water full of minerals that means the tub gets full of sediment and soap and weighs down my hair, and my job that's difficult and exhausting.

I wish I was that kind of pretty and knew the right people to marry rich enough so I don't have to work again 🥺

#My pussy is fat #Does that help

oh bulk hummus we're really in it now

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#is patted #does that help #ask tag #anon

too much mistynat on the tl i need tumblr to understand that it's lottienat i would like to see

#yellowjackets #lottienat #does that help #lottie matthews #natalie scatorccio #please #thank you very much

going to be evil and write another bittersweet benitesco fic involving mcd

#if u like my work thank u but know i will make u suffer >:)#but this time ghosts exist #does that help #benitesco #cardinal tedesco #vincent benitez #cardinal yaoi #conclave #conclave au

Please define 'cum-fried'

Used in my sentence: "cum-fried brain"

(It's for research purposes, I swear. I'm being vague cause my brain went in two very different directions and I need GPS)

OK. So. The VERY first thing I thought when I saw "cum-fried" was like using cum as a deep frying liquid BUT in the context of "cum-fried brain" I immediately assumed you were referring to the magical state of bliss where regular brain function stops because you came so hard/so good/so much... 😂🤣

#does that help #why is my brain so gross #seriously though