#conclave

[journal-number-3]

Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?

[rythyme]

done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[rexlottie]

To be a fly on the wall during the Vatican Conclave Watchparty

[muppetyaoi]

american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.

[ohholydyke]

Maybe we’ll get to see the first American pope in history be the first pope to excommunicate the US vice president

[misericordiia]

our father, who art in chicago,