May 22, 2024
Megamind, texting: So here's the situation
Megamind: I've been gnawing my way through a pack of blue raspberry jolly ranchers like a deranged rodent.
Megamind: and now I've stuck my molars together and I'm sipping coffee through my teeth until they're unstuck
Megamind: and I don't know if I'm having a bad time or an average time, but it tastes really flavor.
Roxanne: do you understand now that your dumb actions have consequences?
Megamind: The second I unweld my jaw, I'm eating another jolly rancher.
Roxanne: I expect nothing less from you.