#doesntlovehumans

[nottobecrossed]

@doesntlovehumans​ [x]

“What?! I’m not allowed to have a bad day? I have to be a shiny happy person all the time??”

[mikaels-son]

@doesntlovehumans con’t from here:

“I would have to agree, though I do find them to make better snacks than diversions...”

[the-direct-descendant]

"It's past midnight, why are you still up?"

“I got hungry. What’s your excuse?”

Not very smart or polite to respond like that to a man who was just asking a simple question. Concerned in his own way as well. She wasn’t even his kid and no one asked him to care.

Especially when the hunger thing was a lie.

@doesntlovehumans

[nanlanmoarchived]

@doesntlovehumans​ said :  “This is what happens when you over exert yourself.”

    She shouldn’t be pouting but she is. She knew she’d pushed herself too far into the day and she felt like shit. Bleeds notwithstanding she can barely stand. Blood stained gaze turned to the Viking, heavy and exhausted. “I know.” she managed, her voice little more than a croak, “I shouldn’t have pushed it.”

[songbard]

@doesntlovehumans​ said:❝ when you live as long as i do, all the names sound the same. ❞

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑺𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔: 𝙰𝙻𝚆𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙴𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 

“Is that so? You don’t look terribly old but then again I know people who age great,” he joked dryly to himself. After all Geralt was old as balls these days. It certainly was enough to put the Bard on his guard a bit. People with such longevity seldom got that out of nothing. “Well, Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove at your service. Only that’s too bloody long and not NEARLY as poetic as I deserved. So I merely go by Jaskier. Neither of those names are common enough even for you, ‘old man’,” he added with air quotes.

[maidenxfthemxuntains]

@doesntlovehumans liked this for a single mom starter! -------------------------------------------------------------------

Asta knew it could be dangerous walking in the evening with Brynhild, but it wasn’t something she did regularly. It was an unusually warm night and both her and Bryn needed to get out of the house.

“Mamma, would we be able to see the stars tonight?” A small voice asks as they walked into the park.

Smiling Asta shrugs her shoulders, looking down at her little girl. “I do not know, maybe. It might be clear enough.”

[immortalius]

legacies starters @doesntlovehumans​ said: ❛ I need to know you’re not gonna go stabbing. ❜ (says Mr stabby hands himself by heyho)

He was holding her arms gently trying to make sure she was okay. The new vampire was angry, she wanted to hurt whoever hurt their friends, still, she was too young to be getting involved. Cami took a deep calming breath before she reached up and pressed her fingers against Eric's arms. "I'm okay, I'm not going to murder them, even though I should."

[nottobecrossed]

@doesntlovehumans​ [x]

“I’m dead serious.” Charlee replied, standing her ground. “You’ve never had Doritos so you don’t know what you’re missing.”