#doffy thoughts

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I'm gonna answer my asks tonight (it's only been 7 weeks since I last did, I am a Very Good Blogger). So if there's something you want answered, now's the time to ask.

Also I found this in my drafts and I still agree with myself

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prev reblog is how it feels to share a bed with doffy 🙂‍↕️

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it’s been getting warmer, and my brain has been rotting with doffy recently…

specifically the scene where baby 5 attempts to murder him lol. I want to lounge by the pool and drink fruity, frozen cocktails in a pink swimsuit while my absurdly tall husband is busy manspreading on the couch taking a work call.

fellas, is it wrong for someone to want to be in a loving but questionable relationship with an objectively villainous man? is that too much to ask??

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THIS IS THE DREAM FR SWAN ANON!!!! the amount of times i've daydreamed about lounging on his lap, poolside, on a hot summers day...he'd have his hand on your thigh, thumb stroking your skin idly as he takes that work call.....wanton sigh.....

if loving doffy is wrong then tbh i don't wanna be right!! yes your honor he did all that but we pardon him bc he's beautiful!!!

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“desperately humping a huge bulge and trembling with both desire and nervous excitement because you can feel how impossibly large it is even though several layers separate you”

not to be horny on anon but this rb is sooooo doffy to me… like that man is ten ft tall?? we all know it slaps his thigh when he walks #need that #lemmebounceonit

THE HASHTAGS MADE ME WHEEZE DJDKDKKSEK honestly same anon, i am shaking your hand rn in horni solidarity....i KNOW he is packing a monster in there.....