#dofh

[bloghizzle-blog]

#DOFH

[plaqueharambesis-blog]

Free Write

“The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary’s way.” - Spongebob Squarepants

Hello everyone! This is a journal to kill time while I think of a topic for my next journal. Should it be something exciting? Or should it be serious? Should I write another story? I might continue the one I started earlier. Coming up with writing ideas is very hard, especially when I have to write 40 of them. But up until now it has been pretty decent. I might have to look online for ideas. Pinterest might have some good ideas. Did I tell you guys about the time I almost ripped my toe off? Well I was in fifth grade. I had stayed home from school that day because I had a doctor’s appointment that morning. As any young child does, I was craving cereal for breakfast. Well since I was a young child and very short I could not reach the cereal bowls, which by the way were really cool because the had a straw built into the bowl. Anyways, to reach the bowl I had to climb onto the counter and when I did I did not propel myself enough forward and up so I fell back onto the floor. When I fell my little toe had become caught in the cabinet handle and when I fell it was nearly ripped off. I did not know this at that time and only realized when I found a trail of blood following me along the floor. My mother rushed me to the hospital where I received 9 stitches in my right pinky toe. To this day I have not climbed on another cabinet.

[steelietooth]

Dear rain, pls come back. I miss full lock transitions and initiations. Sincerely, Your biggest fan, this is Stan. #bmw #bummerboyz #e36 #dofh #satanismycopilot (at Mexico City, Mexico)

[steelietooth]

Dear internet, why do I do the things that I do? Sincerely, a very stupid Stevie. #bmw #bummerboyz #trunkfitmentmeh #wheelfitmentcoo #dofh #donksoutforharambe

[steelietooth]

Cruising with the homies. Maybe I'll stop being so lazy and wrap it soon. 🎥: @mattyice_95 #bummerboyz #bmw #e36 #325is #dofh #burrrrr #skreetsharkin #lostinthesauce (at YB House)

[steelietooth]

Filmed in Mexico on a closed course. Do not re attempt this stunt, as driver is a semi professional amateur. #bmw #e36 #bummerboys #guesswhobroketheircaragain #dofh #squidsoutforharambe 📹: @3uroslut (at Squidlord)

[count-odoku]

 You:

Dicks out for Harambe.

Me, an intellectual:

Expose your phallic members in memory of the Western Lowland Gorilla, who was shot at the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden on May 28th, 2016.