The gods' process of having kids
Xelor: Meh. Having one kid is enough. I don't have time for stuff like this.
Sram and Iop: Pfft, we don't even give a shit dawg, WE RUNNING WILD IN THIS BITCH-
Ecaflip: I'm just spamming for fun. After all, having more kids always means having more chances at getting a better one lol
Pandawa: Might've gotten drunk that one time.
Sacrier: You know what? *turns into a guy and gives her kids some blood and pain* Boom, character development.
Feca: I just saw that one random chick in an open field and was like "damn shawty you got a big gyat". Also, I got no idea where the second kid came from. Already disowned him at birth tho so we good.
Cra: Once was enough, I'm too pretty for that shit. I was curious that time, and now I know how it works.
Enutrof: What do you mean having a kid doesn't mean owning their bank account?? I'm out.
Osamodas: I don't even remember what I did lol STOP BOTHERING ME LET ME TAKE CARE OF MY DRAGONS
Eniripsa: I gotta be honest with you, I don't even know why tf my kids look mutated, it ain't my fault I'm into weird shit.
Sadida: