Dec 5, 2025
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entered the fandom for yaoi, stayed for the fan au i suppose. shout out to @orphetoon's dogbert au.
sketches because im not very good with drawing dogs.
Dogbert AU: if nothing else changes that means that Flambaé still has beef with Robert the Dog, who is somehow 100% responsible for his arrest, the loss of his fingers, and the Bar Incident where he loses a tooth or his eyebrows. But he’s a dog.
(inspired by @orphetoon’s Dogbert AU)
@orphetoon I just think the image of a sad dogbert from your au is really heartbreaking
we can talk all we want about dispatch roleswaps where robert is a villain or whatever but truly the only roleswap we need is this:
guy named beef and his weird dog
I love dogbert and human beef.
I must know what dogbert thinks of waterboy
dogbert likes him. not that its easy to tell
was talking to a friend about the dogbert au and he brought up the concept of dogbert eating twinkies. does dogbert eating the astral pulse allow him to eat stuff like that now. i simply must know.
love your au and art btw your style is beautiful
he def shouldn't be eating them astral pulse or no
Hi, I love your Dispatch role/species swap au! If you’re ok with people asking questions, then I got a few:
- What voice does Beef give Robert? (Since there’s a scene in canon of Robert giving Beef that weird voice when Blonde Blazer asked for his name lol)
- Does Chase similarly endear himself to Robert immediately in this au as he did Beef? Since Beef’s whole thing was being all cute and this swapped version has a very serious dog who only likes his owner
- How did Robert end up getting all those scars?
glad u like it!
-i think beef would give robert a cutesy voice. like 'hiii im wobert i wuv you :D' which obviously doesn't mesh with a dog thats staring into ur soul
-chase does Not immediately like dog robert but eventually warms up to him. helps that hes a smart dog
-my idea is that dog robert was robbie's dog (which explains the name, robbie is probably the guy to put his name on his dog's collar and not like. the actual dogs) > robert became a stray after robbies death (either closer in time to canon or the astral pulse is doing some chernobyl shit to that dog and hes immortal now) > beef found him on the streets