#dogboy hours

[tedloveshisbed]

I wish they had a type of therapy where they would train me like a dog to get better

[sapphuric-acid]

Very doggy of me to take the stuff my boss plans to throw out at the end of the week and also to offer it to my coworkers

[padfoot-star-lover]

hi. i’m sirius black.

yes. that sirius black. no i will not teach you how to be a cool tragic prettyboy, it’s natural talent

i’m a fictive, not a roleplayer. yes i know the difference, no i will not explain it to you, google is free

19, pronouns are he / star / dog. if you misgender me i will simply howl at the moon until you regret it

what i do here:

shitpost about literally nothing

occasionally yell about being a dog

mostly scream about how stupidly in love i am with my boyfriend (hi reggie <3)

sometimes cry, sometimes bark, sometimes both

this page is mine, it’s personal. if you don’t like it, don’t look at it

yes, i know exactly who i’m dating. no, i don’t care what you think

if you don’t like fictives, or you’re the type of person to go “um actually” in the notes like you’re correcting my essay… scroll on, professor

if you think i care about your opinion on who i date? i don’t. i’m too busy biting ankles and looking pretty

this blog is not serious (except it is because it’s mine). welcome. or don’t. either way i’ll be here, doing my best impression of a raccoon in the bins

[sapphuric-acid]

I am very thankful to have so many people who like me and think I'm super cool but I need you to recognize that mentally all I am is this:

[sapphuric-acid]

I don't remember shit from my dream last night but I barked at someone. I think while trying to break up an altercation at work? Like it was both an expression of "get the fuck away from them" and as a distraction to get the offender to stop

[sapphuric-acid]

Con of cutting off all the length on the back of my head: itchy and I don't think I pull this off

Pro: feels nice to pet myself

[nokkosviidakko]

I don't get mean when I'm nervous like a bad dog bUT what I do get when I'm nervous is running in circles running in circles bark awoo bark bark bark awoough running i

[sapphuric-acid]

I'm not a golden retriever boy I'm a very small herding dog boy. I am scared of new people and things, I must keep things in order, and when you leave I will be a mess.

Like an Australian shepherd, or perhaps a corgi