#dogfake

[dennace]

@dogfake​, cont.

          “Do you want to steal their dog?”

         ' are you—offering? is that an offer? '

[dogfake]

CITIZENS BEWARE:  if it walks like your dog and talks like your dog,  it’s not your dog!

              ❪  ind. duo ocs  /  written by jordy + bobby  /  promo in the style of nimura  ❫

[aspirinqs]

@dogfake​ / sc.

    “this is just unbelievable.” her laugh’s loose with relief. “we hadn’t seen hide nor fur of pavlov for days, and were beginning to question her homecoming. i will tell you that her person – that’s frasier – is well within his means to compensate you monetarily, but until he arrives tonight, please, please, do have a seat. the very least i can do is fetch you a drink. pardon my giddy diction.”

[brawnfare]

( meme. accepting! ) @dogfake​ asked: juggling a lot of things is hard, especially if some of those things don’t want to be there.

     ‘ do you have a great many friends, doctor? ’     bennie asks sourly, brushing away the dampness of sweat on her brow. she takes a moment, here -- she drops bodily to sit atop a knee-height crate, plucks up and unscrews the top of the canteen she has strapped around her torso, and casts an unimpressed eye upon shelley. ‘ you, yourself, don’t seem easy to juggle, is what i’m saying. ’ if it wasn’t clear enough. she takes a gulp of the lukewarm water.

     ‘ are you always this unhelpful? ’ 

[sapphism]

💌💌⇏ @dogfake​ said: 🤲 margot!!! 

touch-starved prompts ---- 🤲 - cups my muse’s cheek(s).

Oh. ( Margot says, almost sighs. She smiles immediately, her dimples appear and leans into Shelley’s touch, shutting her eyes for a moment. ) I-- ( She’s melting, like a votive candle on a sweltering afternoon. She cannot remember when she’s felt this.... content. She cannot remember the last time she’s taken this long to speak, either. Shelley’s immediate non-sequiturs and endearingly oblique turn of phrase certainly give her plenty to work with, anyway.

Margot really should...say something. Lest she look like she’s ‘thinking before she speaks.’ Can’t have that.

She looks up at Shelley through her lashes, and her eyes glint playfully-- ) Well.... ( She quirks an eyebrow. ) If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you wanted to kiss me.

[centuriesuntold]

    @dogfake​ liked this post for a jo martin doctor starter !

   ❛ that is not a dog. ❜ it was coincidence, really, that she was there at the exact right time, in the exact right place, watching this exact exchange happen. the doctor pointed accusingly at the little yorkshire terrier whose tail was wagging with a very doglike enthusiasm, then bent down to stroke it between the ears. ❛ well, it is a dog, technically speaking, but certainly not your dog. you’re one stinky little copycat, aren’t you? or is that copydog? ❜  

[threadpull]

@dogfake  //  continued from

“Are they.  In a good place?”  Such a cryptic reply, but that’s what he gets for pursuing the subject sarcastically.  “A bad place?”  He raps his pencil against his desk, and he feels like a loading screen, the pencil serving as his hourglass cursor, turning over with each knock.  He shakes his head, freeing himself from the sand ticking away time.  “Amn’t up to date on international politics, but the ambiguity seems a fair comparison to the state of your mental well-being from my perspective, sure.  You realize you look like proper shit?”  

He always preferred a blunt approach in his practice.

Really, he can’t talk.  Clad in a suit, he still somehow manages to look all but put-together.  A disheveled mess.  When he says this to her, it’s not really meant as an insult, rather as a concerned statement.  Something he wholly empathizes with.  Yes, he’s the professional therapist here, but he always comes from a place of I’ve been there or may still be there meself, it’s horseshit.  

“Aye, what has your self-care been like lately?”

[rendsin]

happy birthday theo! i love you!!! you are... such a talented writer and artist and i have so much fun reading your stuff. love having you around. always loving your character ideas. cant wait to see what you come up with next.

theo gets old(er). @dogfake.

jordy i love you! so much! you should know by now that i am the biggest unapologetic fan of your writing and your creativity in general – so that means so much coming from you. ur a star. remember me when you’re famous!