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#not her fc but the energy... her.#*dr. shelley barks.#*moodboard.

corsey-deactivated20240824

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"Welcome to Trader Joe's. Stick to our special offers and no one gets hurt."

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Dr. Barks doesn't acknowledge the greeter. He's paid to welcome her. She's not. Why provide free labor?

Little, pathetic rows and rows of needs: grocery stores. From the sliding door entrance, Dr. Barks can see a string of people standing in the nearby cereal aisle—a compiled police lineup of the criminally dull. Some thirty-something man reaches for a box of Raisin Bran. In broad daylight. Appalling. She doesn't want to see that. He may as well announce on the intercom "my digestive runoff flows through either end of me like a lava lamp".

She will loiter in the adjoining intersections between labelled aisles. As God intended.

Her gaze shifts briefly onto the worker, like Willy Wonka decanted of all charm: "Come with me." She strides in the direction of the pet aisles. She does not grab a cart. She does not wait for a response.

#ic #corsey #corsey. 001 #corsey: pneuma.#ty for this. i'm so excited to be mean to him

barstoolblues

#*intro tag.#*words.#*moodboard.#*dr. shelley barks.#*dr. shelley barks and peggy fetch.

000l

okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

#*words.#*dr. shelley barks and peggy fetch.#*intro tag.

memorycycle

hi (lying)

#*intro tag.#*words.

bowserwife

Ew dude gross, don't put your faith in me, I don't know where it's been.

#*dr. shelley barks and peggy fetch.#*words.#*moodboard.#*intro tag.

highassi

"i can fix him" Bitch you're worse

#*dr. shelley barks and peggy fetch.#fetch is the i can fix him #*intro tag.#*words.

danaskulls

I’ve heard it.

#yeaaaah!!!#about.#*dr. shelley barks.#*moodboard.

danielcalmdown

It's tru

#*intro tag.#*words.

movie-gifs

Freaky Friday (2003) dir. Mark Waters

#this IS barks and fetch #fetch is the one singing #*dr. shelley barks and peggy fetch.#*moodboard.

been so, so enjoying keeping up with juniper and phil’s messy infestation of interactions. it’s inspired me to login here on barks and also write messy awful person stuff.

consider this a starter call for barks to frankly harass your muse.

#ooc

great barks energy here.

#*intro tag.#*words.

danielcalmdown

Found this very old comic book about school friends annoying eachother in different ways, good shit! ...My fav thing is to draw things that i wish existed but don't :')

#*intro tag.#*dr. shelley barks and peggy fetch.

i took this as/for dr barks. my stinky babe... these results are making me go bonkers.

#not walter white as her number one 😩#some of these hit. some of them don't tbh #i’ve always seen barks as a delightfully awful mix of cruella deville and the grinch lmao #ooc

slowlikehoney1996

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse

#*intro tag.#*words.#*about.

I’m sharing this because it’s not relevant to the plot of Barks & Fetch and at most could/would be a little intermission story between chapter release waits.

Disney bought a cow for a ton of money. A real cow. The black and white kind. Because it had a black spot the shape of a Mickey Mouse head on its body (this is real life, I’m not making this up). Barks makes a replica of it (not real life, I am making this up) as a slight/fist fight god (like, ha, I can do that too and I can do it quicker). Barks gets sued by Disney. Barks is all: “Find a cow with a mickey mouse shaped spot on it and it’s a miracle. Create an identical replica of the mickey mouse cow and it’s a trademark infringement. Are you going to sue God, too?”

#And yada yada find a potato chip shaped like Jesus and it’ll sell for thousands #but shave a chip into the shape of jesus and it’s worth nothing.#People don’t want your inventive interventions. They want cold random fate void of purpose.#ooc

puppiepawsies

#fetch with barks #*dr. shelley barks and peggy fetch.#*intro tag.#*moodboard.

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