Aug 18, 2015
dog
Mom: Church ladies dhink I’m lonely. Dhey telling me get dhe dog. Me: Are you lonely? Mom: I’m not lonely. I hab Jejusuh. I neber alone. Me: ...right. I always wanted a dog growing up. Mom: I know. I so sad I couldn’t gib to you. Me: So get one now. Maybe I’ll visit you more. Mom: YOU VISITING ME MORE BECAUSE OF-?!? Me: That was a joke. Calm down. Mom: I want dhe dog. But dog is so expenseeve. Me: Rescue a dog. Mom: I dhinking but no. Me: Why not? Mom: When you are sick, you can sav-uh money end not go to hospitall. Me: That’s how you almost weren’t diagnosed with cancer- Mom: But when dhe dog is sick, you HAB to go to hospitall. Me: ...and that’s why you won’t get a dog? Mom: Mm. Expenseeve.