#dogscrolling

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I miss misbehaving dogs. You know how when a dog will sprint towards you and their owner would yell "Don't worry, they just want to play!" -? Hasn't happened to me in decade. I know a lot of people hate it, but I fucking loved it. Bonus if it got my clothes dirty. Unironic highlight of my day. I'm always up to play with a dog. Nowadays I don't even know if the dogs are well-trained or just inhibited and nervous. I tend more toward the second. Of course I also live in a different place, so maybe it's less a sign of the times than the fact that people are generally a bit more "polished" here.

Also dogs get poisoned here a lot by strangers. So there's that.

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If someone had told me before Dracula Daily started that there’s a part of the book where Dracula turns himself into a dog and travels to a British seaside village where everyone finds him cute, I would have thought they’re obviously shitting me.

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Dog YouTubers have 1 joke. "Haha my dog is badly behaved". That's it.

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OES MENTION!

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One thing about the German language is that we have a slur for dogs.

It's "Köter" and literally means "shitter". It can be used jokingly, but if someone called your dog a Köter you'd probably be offended.

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Cheems is kill :(