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[dorothykeenersleftdoinker]

so it turns out roomies is good

[dorothykeenersleftdoinker]

the ship name theocracy is pretty funny considering its based on one of them being a devout christian and one of them wanting to be president of the united states. neither of which has been true for several years

[dorothykeenersleftdoinker]

she rich on my mullins till i go out like elijah

[dorothykeenersleftdoinker]

like two and a half years of joe/joyce in dumbing of age and not ONCE have we seen joe in a teddy bear suit

[dorothykeenersleftdoinker]

girls are kind of like burger when you think about it.

has buns

has meat

i wanna bite it

you can put cheese on it

[dorothykeenersleftdoinker]

amber truly is one of the characters of all time. she’s a fujoshi. her dad was connected to the mob. she’s a speedrunner. she has encyclopedic knowledge of transformers. she stabbed someone when she was 13 and dissociated so hard she got a batman introject. this introject pissed off her dad so then he became a supervillain. she writes stucky fanfic that her irl friends read. her alter punches cops. she even has social anxiety

[dorothykeenersleftdoinker]

insane to me that the doa fandom has been performing bewilderment for weeks at becky being upset about joyce and dorothy because um shouldn't becky be over joyce it's been months and she already has a girlfriend like jeez. and then when said girlfriend is similarly upset because of those feelings the response immediately shifts to um jeez dina that's a little spiteful what happened to you being the Logical one. getting the impression people don't like it when women have feelings that are Inconvenient

[dorothykeenersleftdoinker]

my new sex position, Magnet Style, where we slam our bodies against each other at high speeds