Banana/Barnabaix for the NSFW thingy.
((I’m assuming you mean Cele, I mean I could do it for Bex but it’d be boring. You know what? I’ll do it for both. HA!))
How interested they are in having sex with them:
Cele: Very. Cele likes sex. Even if there was nothing else between then and they’d never talked Cele would still climb that like a tree.
Bex: He’s not met him but he thinks Elezen are kinda strange.
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them:
Cele: Paying for sex is too much of a bash to his ego. He wouldn’t pay.
Bex: “Are you kidding? Have you -seen- my boyfriend? Screw paying.
If they would rather bottom or top them:
Cele: Cele’s a total size queen. He would bottom the hell out of that.
Bex: *rolls eyes* Top. But I wouldn’t do him in the first place.
How good they think they would be:
Cele: He thinks he’s probably a bit inexperienced given his…AFFLICTION. Though that won’t bother him cause it’s more of an excuse to practice.
Bex:”I don’t even know. Elezen are weird and noodly. I imagine they get caught up in knots and have to be rushed off to the healers.
If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them:
Cele: Cele likes desks. In libraries. Just saying.
If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love:
Cele: Oooh tough call. Given he’d be able to tell what he’s feeling it might be difficult for him to stick to his normal ‘We’re just fucking’ routine.
Bex: We’d have a nice cup of coffee together then go our separate ways.
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick:
Cele: “Just three? I’d have to pick between Hali’a and Thurius? Gods damn it all. *taps his chin thoughtfully* Okay, Ojene. Hey, gotta love those long legs, right?
Bex: “If I could have a threesome it wouldn’t involve that guy.
If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen:
Cele: I certainly hope so.
mentions @pudgypuk and @diskwrite-ffxiv for lols