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This is insane, au+spacebar

we work in an office but have never spoken but your spacebar must be broken or something cause it keeps rattling and it is driving me mad everytime you type please fix it before i smash your keyboard oh my god - AU

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How. Au + a single spec of dirt

im an absolute clean freak and your stunningly bleached white shirt has this one speck of dust on it oh my god it is driving me crazy how do i get rid of i without you thinking im absolutely insane oh god you saw me staring and now you think i’ve been flirting with you (you are attractive but that’s beside the point) please dont come over - AU

#KEEP BRINGING THEM ON I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY #doitsu-aph

Let's do this, au + asterisks, boom

im making money marking papers for college part time and your work is so simultaneously good and bad i keep having to annotate your pages and i am using so many astericks your paper looks the night sky i am so sorry also your theory is great but i doubt your research we should go talk about it sometime - AU

#FIGHT ME #doitsu-aph

I'm going to win, ok, there's gotta be words you can't make an au, so AU + oranges

//FIGHT ME I AM AN AU GOD//

We wound up working on the same volunteer farm; in return for food and bed we just need to pick oranges. so many oranges. i dream of oranges when i go to sleep nowadays. also i keep noticing how good your muscles look when you pick up these very heavy crates and our boss is getting suspicious as why i’m working so hard (hint its so i can see you more) - AU

//BOOM//

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