#dojstarter

[red-and-undead-blog]

“It has been a long night, I’m running on three and a half hours of sleep, so just please make it quick. I’m not a very happy guy to begin with, so imagine what I’m like when I’m tired.”

[ohbloodyhoudini-blog]

“Sorry, mate, but if you’re looking for a superhero, you’re looking in the wrong direction.”

[dr-pamela-ivy-blog]

Gotham

The one thing I enjoy about this town is that it never seems to change. A girl can take a short vacation to South America for her health and return to find all the freaks and weirdos she left sitting on the same bar stool.  Did you miss me, loves? I missed you. Dr. Isley is ready to get back to buisness.

[jokerpathiic-blog]

“Criminals these days--they lack so much tact. I mean really, where’s the challenge anymore?” 

[red-and-undead-blog]

“You know, if I were you, I’d be careful with what I say to the guy carrying the AK-47.”

[waynemanorbutler]

Alfred could hear a passcode being typed into the keypad beyond the outside wall and ping of acceptance.

He sighs, pulling up the cameras on the computer, wondering who would be idiotic enough to try to break into the Batcave.

[purplevigilante]

“I swear that bat-signal is blaring 24/7. I don’t even get the point of a signal if its gonna be on all day. If I didn’t know any better I’d think that Bats had his hands full....someone should give him a hand.”

[killer-bat]

Damian glanced around the packed Wayne gala. He was currently hidden in a corner, earbud in one ear, posing as the uninterested rich teenager (which he admittedly was). However, he was actually on the look out for not only ninja assassins trying to infiltrate the manor, but also middle aged women that seemed to think they had a chance at the Wayne family fortune, and therefore through him.

Suddenly a familiar face caught his eye, and they turned to meet his gaze.