dol ll race headcannons cause i often forget these characters don't have a canonical race and I get mad at robin not using his Filipino/Mexican/Brazilian rage when he's not Filipino/Mexican/Brazilian
robin - Brown Filipino but whitewashed asf and he also has a cockney accent cause why not, if this guy is Filipino Filipino then his lemonade stand would already have upgraded into a fishball and samalamig stand and overprice the shit out of it cause it's hashtag foreign but he doesn't have that #hustler mindset cause he's a DUMB FUCK THAT SELLS LEMONADE FOR ONE POUND THAT DOESN'T ADJUST TO INFLATION
Kylar - Chinese wasian with ginger hair cause he's EVIL. I imagine his family was crazy rich asians with a mansion like that.
Sydney - British white. I mean the game was pretty clear about that so I don't have much to work with.
Whitney - chavest whitest white of white but a bit of 2% brown from the spray tan
Avery - White Arabic cause he reminds me of my dad's boss and he's White Arabic and like that's literally it
Great hawk - bird, a hawk too uhhhh Greek?
Black wolf - ....well...it's in the name...black (Brazilian) wolf...
Eden - Turkish. he seems the type to be racially ambiguous Or or he could be uh yeah I got nothin else
Alex - Irish solely because of the burnt potato scene








