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@thisismyhawktuah
I'm in my hawktuah-ny something and i post like it'll be my hawktuah.
A lot I say are satire, jokes and I'm always putting on a bit so don't take this account too seriously. That's what I plan to rn I guess, maybe the joke will turn serious idk
Minors deadass do not deadass follow cuz you'll deadass get blocked. Deadass.
List of dol lls not to be trusted with an AR-15:
Robin the bum - no, he's gonna khs bro
Kylar - so there's a stereotype about people like kylar....
Sydney - no, I do not trust him with an AR-15. He's catholic...
Whitney - sure why not
Avery - yeah, rich people do shooting practice all the time, slap him an AR-15.
Alex - The only shooting he'll do is on the bed with remy let's say that.
Black wolf - he's gonna munch on that shit like a chewtoy. No, waste of 500 bucks.
Great hawk tuah - I mean c'mon, it's in the name! Slap that bird an AR-15 like an attack helicopter.
My PC when kylar interrupts them in the middle of the night robbing houses in Danube street:
i didn't know being short nerfed you in the game, I thought that's purely cosmetics. there's really not much you can do being short other than like being able to hide easily. I heard more benefits being tall than short in the game.
I know the default player is called PC but I have named them in my head Lou D. Tee and Digg Reese.
how tf can I beat bailey? I can't apologize or make him release his demons cause he's beating the shit out of me and even more because I can't apologize. Is there like a telekinesis stat to channel the Spiritual Brazilian rage?
dol ll race headcannons cause i often forget these characters don't have a canonical race and I get mad at robin not using his Filipino/Mexican/Brazilian rage when he's not Filipino/Mexican/Brazilian
robin - Brown Filipino but whitewashed asf and he also has a cockney accent cause why not, if this guy is Filipino Filipino then his lemonade stand would already have upgraded into a fishball and samalamig stand and overprice the shit out of it cause it's hashtag foreign but he doesn't have that #hustler mindset cause he's a DUMB FUCK THAT SELLS LEMONADE FOR ONE POUND THAT DOESN'T ADJUST TO INFLATION
Kylar - Chinese wasian with ginger hair cause he's EVIL. I imagine his family was crazy rich asians with a mansion like that.
Sydney - British white. I mean the game was pretty clear about that so I don't have much to work with.
Whitney - chavest whitest white of white but a bit of 2% brown from the spray tan
Avery - White Arabic cause he reminds me of my dad's boss and he's White Arabic and like that's literally it
Great hawk - bird, a hawk too uhhhh Greek?
Black wolf - ....well...it's in the name...black (Brazilian) wolf...
Eden - Turkish. he seems the type to be racially ambiguous Or or he could be uh yeah I got nothin else
Alex - Irish solely because of the burnt potato scene
In honor for Norway I'll stop playing DOL till July 13. I gotta root for my enemy's win for brazil. sorry DOL land 😔 obviously UK is DOL land ummmm duuuhh
before I saw the gwylan sprite I thought he looked like the Scandinavian shopkeeper from frozen than a forest elf
being a British DOL fan must've been like you're beyonce.
who is vrel and where can i see them in the game?
My PC when they got caught in the smuggler's cave:
Who is Lou D. tee and why does she have so many degrees? And why are we not appreciating her accomplishment?
DOL IS IN UK???? fuck I thought Whitney said a slur and I just rolled with it cause I mean this guy lets you get raped by dogs so like yeah it's not that far he'll say a slur, I thought everyone is like in Brazil or like southeast Asia or something. Fuuucckkkahhh I had a whole story in my head fuuuuckkkk
That's not really gonna stop me tho it's just for the bit I like making a fool of myself, Everything is Brazil but we're still in UK and also we're Australians fuck let's add phillipines too why not WE MR. WORLDWIDE DALLEEEE 🇧🇷🇬🇧🇦🇺🇵ðŸ‡
I'm asexual asf I don't feel anything for anyone here from what i see, I'm in it to win it I'M A WINNER I'M A FUCKING WINNER I'M SENDING MY STATS UP TO THE ROOF SO I CAN FUCK UP ALL THESE MFS OUT OF MY WAY AHAHAAHAHAAHHA I LOVE BEING POWERFUL
Stealing, corruption, colonialism undertones, Social climbing, embezzlement, mass production I LOVE THIS GAME
Is river x doren a thing yet? I see the vision the game is tryna subliminal message the yaoi here, I see it. I love seeing mentally well adjusted yaoi.
Dol players, can I make remy and alex kiss or what? What's going on with these two? they wasting my time with this yaoi heated rivalry shit. I don't wanna be part of this throuple GET A ROOM