Aug 15, 2015
“Abbott’s doing better than Perry”
That’s like saying a hemorrhoid is better than a kidney stone.
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“Abbott’s doing better than Perry”
That’s like saying a hemorrhoid is better than a kidney stone.
I still get intensely creeped out every time Donald talks about Ivanka. It’s just weird. We get it, your kid’s hot. It’s weird when you, as the dad, point it out.
Fear and Gooby In Las Vegas.
Whoever throws my hens party, can I have a girl and a boy stripper? And can they be synchronised?
DOLAN PLS
My brother is running for President too, but at his Middle School.
...I shouldn't be allowed anywhere near photoshop oh god.
I'm happy though because I got all A's and A-'s except for math because my math teacher sucks and puts waaaay too much weight on tests and I usually freak out during tests and don't do well because I have mini panic attacks so I got a C+ in math
but yay my report card doesn't suck