#doll!ana

[lowly--livestock]

"Calling the police... Over on a microwave? Ruki, I thought I raised you to have a better taste in woman, seems as though I failed miserably. Hopefully there won't be any weeds involved. "

The doll, almost immediately, leaned over to the maid while still shaking and zapping around a little, no wonder why her hair is such a mess, must be from the electrocution.

"Awh~~ jas~ you're far too kind to me~ and hey! Just because you're a vampire doesn't mean you can talk down to my dearest friend! I met a vampire once, he was short but man was he wonderful! And not sadistic! "

LOVE THAT VINE REFERENCE--//

"Don't judge me, Scaramouche! A girl looks to poke fun every now and then... Hmph. Of course I don't actually think dialing the police on the microwave would work... How preposterous. Ahaha..."

When the doll approached her, the maid could only give her dear friend a reassuring pat on the back, static shocking her fingertips. Stifling an 'ouch,' Jas finally connected the dots and realized why Ana's hair looked so frizzy—why, none other than Scaramouche's ability to rain lightning, of course. She shook her head in disapproval.

"Well, we have to survive these crazy men somehow. As crazy as they are, we still can't help but adore them I suppose. Hm... I wish I had a superpower as well! Maybe not weather-related, but something subtle yet still formidable against our adversaries. Like a magical girl or something... That'd be cool."

Meanwhile, the Vampire let out a sight at the unwarranted comment.

"Right. Dearest friend... It surprised me that an incompetent maid is even capable of befriending anyone, but I digress."

[lowly--livestock]

"I don't dish out punishments that one cannot handle, you know. After all, dying too quickly wouldn't be pleasing enough to watch now, would it be? "

Still shaking, the doll managed to regain some mobility once again as she picked herself up, but had to lean onto the wall as well, it must be hard trying to stand up with all that electricity rapidly going through you.

"Aishii.... Aishiii how mean of you scaraaaaaa... But oh! Rukiiiiii, you should treat jas better, you know~ or else I might just whisk her awa- AIIIYAAAAAA I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!!! "

NOT MAID! JAS BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL--//

"Wow… Those words sound like something my master would say. You really are cut from the same cloth," the maid shuddered. "No, no… That's not important right now. We need to help Ana!! I'm sure even electrocuting them gets old."

Without any further hesitation, Jas rushed to the doll's side to help support their weight.

"It's going to be alright. I got you. I'm more reliable than I look, you know."

A snicker echoed as the Vampire heard those words.

"Don't delude yourself. This maid truly is a good-for-nothing servant, after all. She'd probably dial the ambulance on the microwave."

[lowly--livestock]

"You got yourself locked up again, jasmine~~? How cruel of him, ehe~ my owner works too much to the point where he isn't home... Wahhh... ~"

"Ah, yeah... I'm pretty used to this dungeon though, even if I don't exactly like the dark. You know that feeling when you turn off the lights in a room and then your eyes adjust over time? It's kind of like that!! So, there's nothing to worry about, my dear Ana! I haven't met this Scaramouche myself... but from what I've heard, he sounds eerily similar to my master in some aspects. In any event, it's a treat to see you in your doll-like flesh. 💖"

[lowly--livestock]

"Oh you just had to be there to see him!! He had the cutest blue eyes ever, such chubby cheeks, and the way he clinged onto owner scaramouche! If it wasn't for my blind royalty, I would've been so jealous! Oh owner scaramouche... His real name is quite the Charmimg one, it's ku- AISHHIIIII!! "

And fell down the doll, shaking due to electricity running through her, she'll be fine though!

"Talking about me and my son behind my back huh? It takes guts to do that, you know. "

"Oh, my... I wish my master would cling onto me the way he used to with Scaramouche. I think I'd be able to die happily if that happened—"

Before she could finish, the doll got zapped which pulled a scream of surprise and fear from the lowly livestock. Turning to face the perpetrator of the lightning strike, Jas couldn't help but feel both trepidation and admiration for the enigmatic Scaramouche himself.

"How could you do such a thing?! Ana manages your blog so well, and this is how you repay them... I'd throw hands if I was more than just a maid."

A seize of the wrist stopped Jas before she could retaliate.

"Not so fast, Livestock. You should know better than to challenge someone leagues stronger than you. Ana will be fine, I'm certain."

[lowly--livestock]

Neither one of them are sane, are they-? //

"I'm sure that you'll meet him eventually, my dear jas~ although owner scaramouche did raised your master in a reality! No wonder why they are so alike, their stories are quite alike~ AISH! if he heard me talk about his past... He would shock meeeeee... "

“Oh dear… I don’t know if I can protect you from being electrocuted, my dear Ana. But I won’t tell anyone about him if that helps,” the lowly livestock looked at her friend with worry. “That’s just another thing they have in common… Master Ruki hates discussing his past as well. But if they really are like father and son in an alternate universe, then I suppose I should thank Scaramouche for taking care of him in his youth when no one else would. Ahhh… Master Ruki’s young, chubby cheeks!! I wish I was there to witness it. Oh, he might just whip me for speaking like this… So, shall we talk about him more then—?”