Dollar Dash – Load of trash, save your cash
Genre: Top down thief 'em up
Gameplay: The premise is a simple, and fun, one. You are a thief grabbing as much loot as you can and then getting it back to the getaway vehicle. The problem? The three other thieves out to do the same.
You can attack each other with a whole host of weapons and power-ups, none of which make much sense and there's no real indication as to what each does. Sure, there are three types; projectile, trap and the special type, but until you use them you'll have no idea what good they are. Even then you'll be left pondering why you can't pick up a new weapon until you've used up all the ammo on the old one.
Coupled with the slow pace this makes the game instantly very frustrating. In short, it's just not any fun.
Visuals and Sound: The art style is...interesting. It's not boring but the thieves themselves have permanently fixed grins and scary eyes.
Not that you'll see any of that outside the menu screens, when actually in game the characters are tiny, which doesn't help the already awkward gameplay any.
The music is okay, somewhere between jazz and Austin Powers, the sound effects aren't terrible, just uninteresting.
Obligatory customisation options, including hats. Yay!
Characters run really slow, making you feel permanently helpless.
Tutorial is rubbish and makes the learning into a sheer cliff face when facing real players.
Characters are too small on screen to see properly, god help you if you have a small TV.
Worth a purchase?: This game feels clunky, slow and miserably unfair. It's online only status means you'll have no-one to play with in a month anyway, unless you can convince some of your more gullible friends this might be fun to play sat round your TV.
However, if you want local multi-player there are lots of options far better than this. Bomberman immediately springs to mind due to the similar top down perspective. Bomberman is around 1.4 billion times better though.
To give you some indication of how strongly I disliked this; you get 30 minutes of online trial time, I didn't use it all up writing this review...
Also available on: PS3 and PC.