#dollsshitsposting

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Petition for a Sam video because I miss the southern dilf

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Angst fic idea.

Darlin is hurt and half dead, they start to hallucinate Gabe and he’s trying to help them survive long enough for help to arrive

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No thoughts but a villain au where Sam and Darlin are evil but love each other to hell and back <3

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Just saw a video about a country incubus and now I’m thinking about Sam as an incubus someone save me.

Tiktok in question

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Am I the only one who really wants a reverse comfort audio with Sam?

Or

An audio of Darlin spending time with the pack? Specifically David, he said they had to earn his trust back so let them!

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As glad as I am how soon the confession happened for Sam and Darlin I do kinda wish we got a point where they had so much unresolved tension- romantic and sexual that it’s unbearable

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What just happened.

Gets phone call to the zoo

Me: hello this is *insert zoo name* this is *insert really name here* , how can I help?

Person: I was at the zoo earlier today.

Me: *waiting for them to talk more*

Person: I was feeding a bird.

Which they should not be doing and there’s signs saying they can’t do that

Me: ok??????

Person: and it bit me.

Me: well you should keep the bite clean and bandag-

Person: I am not happy.

Me: ?????????

My manager took over after that