👌 — literally everyone
bram: “uhhh, yeah, i’m a giant fucking douchebag. don’t act like i don’t know because i really am. but like, i’m just misunderstood. i can be so good at love and shit like that. but who would believe me ? apparently i’m a whole ass bastard.”
dolly: “i swear to fuck, i don’t even like sleeping with men, but i dunno, the dick’s too good to stop.”
mari: “oh my gosh, i never drink like this ! i hope i’m not being bad right now. i mean, i’m legally old enough but still it feels like, naughty, you know ? will i get caught ? please tell me the police aren’t around. oh my gosh, i’m going to embarrass myself !”
justin: “listen, man. i love marie so much. she’s beautiful, and she’s funny, knows when to give me a good punch in the face, she’s freaking perfect, man. i wish i had the balls to tell her how i feel but she wouldn’t want some nerd like me. she deserves to be treated like a goddamn queen. but it’s always like i’m her best friend or like a brother or something, so there go my chances. i’m gonna be alone forever so uh good shit, am i right !”
kai: “ayyyeeeee, i’m half fish motherfuckers !”














