❄ pheres drunk texting either dolora or aoiffe, dear lord
AOIFFE:
RS: | Miss Aoiffe |
RS: | Your ward Is texting me Incessantly \
RS: | and I have tO Say \ It is Impossible to Even disCern what He is Saying \ with His Absolutely dreadful Quirk \
RS: \ perhaps You should Go Check on Him \ before Someone is Incited to Go Take it From Him in the name \ of the Good Alternian Language \ and Toss it Into the River \
RS: | and Him with It | =:| |
DOLORA:
RS: \ how did you even get my number / ? ? / i didnt give you my number / heavens / did you actually sit down / with a / a / a /
RS: / ugh / i hate this language / this language is almost as unfortunate as your quirk /
RS: \ ALMOST \ your quirk is absolutely awful \ tell me \ what is xlothing dolora \ how do you even say that \ do i lisp it \ is it loathing \ do you hate my loathing \ because \ im sorry \ but you are Flattering yourself \ and i am laughing right now \ laughing out LOUD \ =:B \
RS: / oh / ! / i digressed / no /
RS: / its a book of NUMBERS / hah / did you look me UP in that / because / i have to say / clam down / haha / ! / no / thatd be almost flattering \ if yu werent an absolute bore \ and terrible in every platonic way /
RS: \ and if you didnt brag about wearing clothes \ that came from your custodians posterior \ really \ dolora \ dont brag about that \ why do you even ADMIT IT \ ? ? ? \