isagi is the type who doesn’t even let a girl approach him fully before shutting it down. like someone will be like “hey isagi, can i ask you someth–”
“i have a girlfriend.”
“i was going to ask for directions.”
“… i still have a girlfriend.”
he does it SO earnestly, too. not even in a braggy way, in a “i’m loyal to the grave and you’re my whole personality” way. and the wild part??? people think you’re forcing him 😭
his friends bully him so badly for it. bachira literally gives him performance notes like “bro you said ‘i have a girlfriend’ too fast, you sounded like you were reading off a teleprompter.”
but truly… isagi does NOT play when it comes to you. his whole brain goes red alert the second anyone even hints at flirting.
like one time some girl at a fan event said “you’re so cute, isagi!” and he deadass said “i’m taken” with the same delivery as someone saying “i’m lactose intolerant.”
the fans online clown him but also think it’s adorable. there’s even a compilation titled: “isagi yoichi being a loyal golden retriever for 10 minutes straight.”
you accidentally find it one night and he’s mortified.
he just really gets severe tunnel vision when someone tries to flirt with him. like he just goes full NPC and repeats “i have a girlfriend” until the situation is solved.
BUT he gets sooo proud when you get jealous over him. he deadass lights up and goes “wait… you were jealous? really?? :D”
he loves it. he absolutely loves it. he’ll hug you so tight and go “you don’t have to worry about anyone else. EVER.”
he gives clingy boyfriend hugs after every incident because he thinks girls will try harder.
and honestly? he’s right 😭
itoshi rin
rin is so blunt about it it’s insane. like if someone tries to flirt with him he just stares at them with that “why are you speaking to me?” face.
he does the slow blink. the tight jaw. the “i have five seconds of patience left” posture.
the girl will be like “rin, you’re really handsome–”
“don’t.”
he doesn’t even say “i have a girlfriend,” he just shuts them down with the emotional force of a brick wall.
he hates when people waste his time, and flirting when he already has you? useless. infuriating. beneath him.
the thing that really kills people is how fast he goes from cold to soft when you show up.
like he’ll be silently glaring a hole into some girl who tried to touch his arm, and then you walk into his peripheral and he instantly softens like someone pressed a switch: “oh. hey.”
THE WHIPLASH.
his teammates make fun of him for it constantly.
sae once saw a clip online titled: “rin itoshi almost fights a girl, but turns soft when his gf appears (*EMOTIONAL*)”
rin nearly broke his phone.
the funniest part? he denies being jealous or possessive, but literally bans certain girls from being near him. reo jokingly said he was going to invite a female idol to a team party and rin said, “no.”
he doesn’t lose his temper often, but if someone disrespects you or tries to push boundaries? he goes icy. full glacier mode.
he’ll stand behind you and rest a hand on your lower back – not obvious enough to be obnoxious, but VERY CLEARLY “she’s with me. try something.”
he scares people away without even trying.
but with you, he’s soft, quiet, almost clingy.
he’ll mutter “don’t worry about idiots. i’m yours.” into your hair when you hug him.
itoshi sae
sae is… ruthless. that’s the only word.
if a girl tries flirting with him, he looks at her like she’s a mildly interesting bug.
she’ll be trying so hard like “sae, you’re so talented–”
“don’t embarrass yourself.”
THE WAY HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK UP FROM HIS PHONE 😭
he humbles anyone instantly. it’s almost unfair.
but the best part??? he ONLY uses that tone on others. the moment he speaks to you it’s like someone warmed him up in the microwave for 30 seconds, just enough to soften the edges.
he’ll say the coldest thing ever to a girl, and then turn to you like: “did you eat yet?”
fans have caught this on camera and went feral.
whole comment sections are like: “WHY IS HE SO SOFT FOR HER???”
sae does not tolerate disrespect. if someone says something rude about you, he doesn’t argue, he just ends their entire social confidence in one sentence.
one reporter made a passive-aggressive comment about you once and sae just said, “you must be new. don’t talk about her unless you wanna lose your job.”
the silence that followed was biblical.
the man had to apologize. publicly.
sae expects loyalty from himself the same way he expects it in soccer – absolute, non-negotiable, consistent.
he’s always watching you out of the corner of his eye during events to make sure you’re comfortable.
he’ll put a hand on your hip, your waist, your lower back – subtle territorial gestures.
if someone keeps trying to flirt with him even after being shut down??? he looks at you and goes, “you want me to handle it?”
(he already handled it. he just wants to hear you say yes.)
nagi seishiro
nagi doesn’t even notice girls flirting at first. he’s too lazy.
but when he DOES realize??? he looks genuinely offended. like “?? why are you talking to me?? i’m taken???”
he’ll step back, tilt his head, and straight up say: “but i already have my girlfriend… why would i want someone else?”
SO HONEST. SO BLUNT. SO PAINFUL.
he says it in a confused, sleepy voice like the concept of cheating literally does not exist in his universe.
reo witnessed it once and almost cried laughing.
nagi’s loyalty is so raw and pure it makes people rethink their whole life.
he doesn’t even let people get close physically – if a girl touches his arm, he’ll literally sidestep like she’s a spider.
“don’t touch me. my girlfriend won’t like it.”
AND HE MEANS THAT.
he’ll wrap his long arms around you in front of everyone when someone tries flirting with him.
he’ll lean his head on your shoulder and go “let’s go home, i’m tired,” completely ignoring the girl still standing there.
you get jealous once and nagi looks at you so dramatically hurt like: “why would you think i’d want anyone but you?”
he clings to you for the rest of the day like a koala.
his love language is physical affection and shutting down advances with zero hesitation.
mikage reo
reo is polite… until someone tries to push boundaries.
then he goes from sunshine to “i was raised rich enough to destroy your life” real quick.
if a girl gets flirty he responds with painfully kind but soul-crushing lines like: “ah sorry, i don’t want to give you the wrong idea. my girlfriend’s the only one i’m interested in.”
SMILING.
he says it with the sweetest smile, like he’s offering a cookie.
but if she persists??? he grabs your hand instantly.
and then the smile becomes 10% scarier. “seriously. she’s the only one.”
the girl leaves every time. because there is something in his eyes that looks like “my dad owns the city, don’t test me.”
reo is obsessed with showing you off though. he’ll bring you to every event, every dinner, every outing.
so when someone tries to flirt with him while you’re literally right there? he goes into offended chihuahua mode. “uh, do you not see her? she’s right here? she’s literally holding my hand???”
he’s dramatic about it, too.
if someone compliments him suspiciously, he instantly turns to you and says “baby, didn’t YOU compliment me earlier? i only accept yours.”
one time a girl was trying super hard at a party and reo just leaned in and kissed you. for a long time. unnecessarily long. and then went, “anyway, what were you saying?”
he is SO petty when he wants to be.
he always whispers “you’re the only one i care about” against your cheek after any incident.
and he means it with his whole heart.
bachira meguru
bachira is that mix of “puppy who loves you” and “creature who will growl if someone looks too long.”
bachira doesn’t just shut flirting down – he makes it embarrassing for the person trying.
some girl tries to flirt like “bachira, want to grab a drink later?” and he goes: “oh! you should meet my girlfriend, she’s way prettier than you :D”
THE WAY HE SAYS IT SO CHEERFULLY??? like he’s recommending a restaurant.
the girl is standing there buffering while he continues, “seriously, look – look at her. isn’t she gorgeous? i get heart palpitations.”
boy is proudly down bad.
his teammates call him “[name] propaganda machine” because every conversation somehow circles back to you.
if a girl touches his arm, he legit looks at it like she put dirt on him and wipes it on his shorts. “ew. that’s my girlfriend’s spot.”
he’s so unserious about it that it becomes terrifyingly serious.
if someone is blatantly trying to flirt, he’ll tilt his head, smile sweetly, and go: “you’re brave! but no.”
if you get jealous??? lord. he gets sparkly-eyed like “you still chose me!!! rawr >:3”
he’ll cling to you immediately – arms slung around your waist, face buried in your neck, humming, giggling.
he nuzzles you in front of the girl with zero shame. and then casually says, “mine.”
when people ask why he’s so loyal, he just says “because she’s my favorite person ever!” like it’s the most obvious thing in the world.
shidou ryusei
shidou is the type of boyfriend who would happily commit a felony for you.
when a girl tries to flirt with him, shidou doesn’t shut it down politely – he DESTROYS her ego.
she’ll go “you’re really cute–”
“not to YOU i’m not.”
he says it with his whole chest.
the girls at events fear him because his rejections are… loud. and specific.
one girl tried touching his hair and he instantly stepped back like she was radioactive. “touch me again and i’ll bite your hand off.”
his teammates had to pretend that was normal.
the moment you show up? he’s on you. hands on your waist, neck, hips, anywhere that says “mine.”
if someone looks at him wrong in front of you he’ll mutter, “you want me to break her nose?”
YOU have to be like “ryu, no.”
literally everyone knows he wouldn’t cheat. not because he’s moral, but because he’s obsessed with you specifically.
when you get jealous he grins like a demon. “awww, angel, you care that much? c'mere.”
you get dragged into his lap instantly.
and then he’ll glare at whoever the girl was and go, “look what you did. you made my pretty girl jealous. now get lost.”
shidou’s loyalty is insane because it’s fueled by obsession.
he’ll straight up tell people, “i only want her. everyone else is like… refrigerator noises to me.”
chaotic, dangerous, but no one is more yours than shidou.
karasu tabito
karasu doesn’t get angry – he gets sarcastic. painfully sarcastic.
when a girl tries to flirt with him he replies with the driest, most insulting humor known to mankind.
she’ll say “you’re really handsome up close…” and he goes, “crazy. anyway, i’m taken.”
he says it like she’s a bug he found in his water.
but if she persists??? ohhhh he becomes EVIL.
“ya know she exists, right? because i talk about her all the time. like literally nonstop. ask anyone here.”
karasu embarrasses people with facts and logic.
he’ll give you updates afterwards like: “babe, some girl tried. i humbled her for ya.”
his teammates LIVE for the drama.
he also has the #1 death glare in the league when someone looks at you weird.
if someone tries to flirt with YOU??? he tilts his head and says, “wrong person. try jesus.”
he’ll stand behind you with a hand on your waist, completely unreadable.
he doesn’t show off his jealousy loudly, he makes the atmosphere suffocating instead.
and he smirks when you get flustered about him. “what? yer jealous? cute.”
VERY subtle possessiveness, but terrifyingly effective.
he’ll whisper casually, “don’t worry. i don’t look at anyone the way i look at ya.”
and that alone keeps people far, far away.
kaiser michael
kaiser acts like he’s too good for everyone… except you.
when girls flirt with him, he looks at them like they’re inconveniences.
“mm. no thanks.”
literally doesn’t let them finish a sentence.
some girl said “you’re really handsome–”
“i know. still no.”
the whole room gasped.
but the REAL difference??? the second YOU appear, his entire aura softens in a way that makes everyone go “HUH???”
he smirks at you, touches your chin, whispers something in german just to watch you react.
he absolutely LOVES showing off how loyal he is.
if someone tries hard to flirt, he’ll go: “do you want an autograph or something? i don’t do relationships with anyone who isn’t my girlfriend.”
he is DELUSIONALLY devoted.
you get jealous once and he nearly melts. “liebling… you’re jealous? wirklich? oh, that’s adorable.”
he kisses you in front of whoever it was without a second thought.
he also does that thing where he slides a hand into your back pocket when another girl is looking.
if someone tries to flirt with you??? he goes scary quiet.
stands behind you. tall. intimidating. jaw tight.
“she’s taken.”
“you should leave.”
“now.”
he will destroy someone socially if they cross a line.
but for you??? he turns into the softest, most protective man alive.
ness alexis
ness is sweet… until threatened. then he becomes emotionally violent, but with manners.
he smiles at everyone, but the second a girl tries to flirt with him, the smile drops ½ a centimeter.
which is basically his version of telling someone to die.
“sorry, i’m not interested. i already have someone i adore.”
he says it gently, but it stings.
if she persists? oh he goes FULL passive aggressive.
“you must not have heard me. i said i already have someone. maybe try listening better?”
he looks so innocent saying it, too 😭
but his TRUE chaos comes out when someone flirts with YOU.
he looks betrayed, offended, and personally attacked. “oh? you’re talking to my girlfriend?”
he tilts his head and smiles like he’s about to commit crime.
then gently steps between you two.
if the person keeps trying, ness starts bringing up weird, creepy facts about you two to scare them off. “she likes her coffee with two sugars, you know? i make it for her every morning.” (you do not)
“we’ve been together for so long… i know everything about her, especially the fact that she hates watermelon.” (he’s making stuff up)
he’s lying. he’s lying to TERRIFY them.
ness is more clingy than he looks. if he senses competition, he holds your hand tighter.
he’s petty jealous too.
if you mention another guy he goes, “oh? him? interesting. anyway, do you want your favorite dessert?”
acts sweet but has the mental instability of a wet cat when it comes to you.
he will not let anyone try anything – he’s loyal, but also just slightly unhinged in the cutest way.
