pairing: fem!reader x haechan (feat. bestfriends!nctdream)
genres: college!au, bf2l, romance, fluff, slight angst, crack, comedy
format + projected length: group chat format with projected length of 7k.
projected date: august 7th, 2020.
special thanks: special thanks to my discord bubs esp. @bumblebeenct @yayhei and @dreamzenct for teaching me how to be funny, much love.
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teaser below the cut.
dudes and dudette group chat—august 14, 2:13PM
[ injun ] : y/n, why are you friends with us ??
[ you ] : i ask myself that literally every single day
[ hyuckie ] : wow
[ nana ] : sigh
[ you ] : i’m kidding i love you guys
[ injun ] : don’t you want girls to hang out with
[ you ] : maybe you guys should get girlfriends then.
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : oooo she got y’all there
[ you ] : that includes you
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : im literally gay
[ you ] : oh yeah
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : CLOWN
[ jenojelly ] : you know
[ jenojelly ] : i kinda want a girlfriend too
[ nana ] : same
[ jisung pork ] : sadly……………….. same
[ you ] : then get girlfriends
[ jisung pork ] : it’s not that easy
[ you ] : yes. it is
[ jenojelly ] : easy for you to say
[ jenojelly ] : you already have like at least two guys who would want to go out with you
[ you ] : wdym
[ jenojelly ] : … i’ve said too much
[ injun ] : choose your next words very carefully, jeno
[ jenojelly ] : i’ll just back away for now
[ you ] : LEE JENO
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : n e ways
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : let’s make it a bet
[ injun ] : oh no
[ hyuckie ] : i’m intrigued
[ jenojelly ] : me too
[ you ] : of course you are, you competitive freaks
[ hyuckie ] : that hurts
[ hyuckie ] : that truly hurts
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : we start school on monday
[ jenojelly ] : great observation
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : starting on monday until the end of the school year, how about the last person to get a girlfriend has to do a punishment
[ jenojelly ] : that’s not fair, what about you and y/n ??
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : fine we’ll do it too
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : *the last person to get cuffed
[ injun ] : more important question
[ injun ] : what does the loser have to do
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : loser pays 50 bucks to everyone
[ injun ] : with our broke asses?
[ nana ] : ^
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : true
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : how about loser drinks toilet water
[ jenojelly ] : too easy
[ you ] : UM ????
[ hyuckie ] : been there, done that
[ you ] : HYUCK ??? EW ???
[ jenojelly ] : it needs to be something big
[ hyuckie ] : read “public”
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : wait what’s our school mascot again
[ nana ] : a cow
[ jisung pork ] : chenle you don’t even know the university’s mascot?
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : i couldn’t care less about cowtrina the cow
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : loser has to wear a cow suit and go around campus mooing for a whole day
[ you ] : …
[ hyuckie ] : ITS PERFECT
[ nana ] : chenle your mind… it’s immaculate
[ jisung pork ] : uhh
[ you ] : how did this go from a conversation about me wanting girl friends to a bet
[ hyuckie ] : this is way more interesting than you
[ you ] : thanks
[ hyuckie ] : *kissing emoji*
[ *insert dolphin noises* ] : alright let’s make it official. all those participating say deal
[ jenojelly ] : deal
[ hyuckie ] : deal deal deal
[ nana ] : deal. someone’s about to get some nana lovin
[ jisung pork ] : i mean i guess … deal
[ you ] : y’all are we really doing this
[ jenojelly ] : yes
[ hyuckie ] : YES !!
[ you ] : fine. deal.
[ injun ] : oh dear here we go
[ injun ] : deal.
