#don'ttalkanymore

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Just what you need for those hard strawberries out of season you buy. You know, the fruit you don't eat because it just gets in the way of the coolwhip you cover all your "healthy" food in.  It also happens to be the perfect size for your tongue, so you can slice it off and never talk to anyone again, sparing the world of your guaranteed stupidity.