#donewithher

[beautifulbabylongarden]

#butdidyoudie #Stfu #yamecansedeClinton #donewithher #andherreignofterror #trumpispresident #nothingwecandoguys #sitbackrelax #enjoytheride

[geraldisfamous]

Lmaooo how hilarious is my little sister 😂😂😂😂 #donewithher

[dookiepooper-blog]

Her photos deleted from my phone her number deleted and the connection is gone

[yunggcoconut]

"my vagina smells, i think that means i should shower"

[love-over-fear-fear-over-lo-blog]

Dear Reader,

I got my answer.

[unemployedsidenigga]

#ChroniclesOfAnUnemployedSideNigga Ep.2

***Continues***

So by now we know that a nigga is a bit in the game. So as tuesday arrives we conversate from the morning and I continue to charm her with my usual self.

So because I was headed back to Joburg on tuesday (Oh I forgot to mention that I live in Pretoria) I decided I'm gonna see this girl again, and because I had some cash on me I decided to take her out later that night, this was part of the game, but an unemployed nigga like me was broke AF, so I was gonna use my petrol money for the rest of the week. (Now when you find me in the club singing, "I ain't balling on a budget" today was different, I had R300 to my name. And you'll see how this is gonna hurt.)

So my day proceeds and we on BBm busy making one another blush, and I opt to go pick her up at the same place I dropped her off as it was getting late. My boys were surprised by my sudden exit, but at that point I hadn't told anyone about this girl as we know how dangerous Blood Game is on the streets of Joburg. So I drive out to go pick her up, listening to some smooth RnB in the car as I moist away. I get to randburg and she walks out, gives me a warm hug that still wreaked that excitement from the day before when I dropped her off, (at this point you must be thinking I dropped her off at a nigga's place, but I forgot to mention that she introduced me to her friend the day before, it was a she).

We drive out to Rosebank as it was a tuesday, now I hadn't planned anything, no half-priced movies, fokol. I was just a man, balling on a very low budget with a very pretty girl who looked hungry. So as we roamed the restaurant undecided and deep down in my heart hoping she'd just want some McD or Nando's, she sees Jimmy's Killer Prawn and say:

"Yes, let's go there" (Now we all know prawns aren't exactly the cheapest food item)

We step into the restaurant to some warm service, get seated next to another couple and I ask for water, she orders a Fanta Orange (Now at this point I fall in love, because if you know me, you know about my Fanta Orange Obsession). We start conversing as the menu arrives and I look for the specials(its a black thing to do) but nah, not R, she goes deep down to the VIP section of menu's, main course, last number, i'm sweating, she say's can I have this and points at the biggest item on the menu, an item bigger than her waist, "Full 600g Pork Ribs and Half Chicken, with extra Creamy Spinach and Pumpkin". EH YO! Hold up, how's a size 28 wait girl gonna order the biggest item on the menu when a nigga balling on a budget, I ask if she's gonna finish it, she accepts, I even double checked, she still said Yes, but because I'm still tossing game, I accept and say I'm still fine (now we all know a nigga ain't fine, the last thing I had was the last slice of bread with left over wors at home when I left at 9am, but my budget forced me to be fine). So as we continue conversation, we playing with my phone taking pictures of our feet, doing cute things that the couple next door were convinced I was about to propose. Her food arrives and as I order a Fanta Orange we continue conversing and I play with her stomach. She pauses, says "I'm full, I'll take this home.". Now please give me a moment as I vent in CAPS:

*HOW THE FUCK IS A SIZE 28 WAIST GIRL GONNA ORDER THE BIGGEST ITEM ON THE MENU, WHILE I'M BALLING ON A BUDGET, INSIST SHE'S GONNA FINISH THE FOOD, AFTER I DOUBLE CHECKED, HAVE TWO BITES, THEN TELL ME SHE'S FULL, MY NIGGA I'M BALLING ON A VERY TIGHT BUDGET, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?"

So I vent, internally and just sigh as I ask for water and the bill, she asks, "Desert?" I laugh and say, I have some work to do so I really wasn't planning on staying for long. The bill arrives and let's calculate:

600g Pork Ribs + Half Chicken R169.00, Extra Creamy Spinach and Pumpkin R39.00, 2 x Fanta Orange R36.00, My point is A NIGGA BALLING ON A BUDGET AND SHE JUST HAD TWO BITES!!! TWO FUCKEN BITES.

Anyway, I whip out that R300 in 3 x R100, and every nigga knows that when you on a date, you never ask for change, you don't even look at the waiter, you just confidently utter "Keep Change" as you gather up your stuff to leave. I'm hurt, but we walk out and head to the car so I can go drop her off. And on the drive back, she brushing a nigga's head as those compliments continue like they were transcripted on her tongue to recite to every nigga that gives her a lift.

We get to her place, and I walk out to give her a hug and hopefully a Goodnight kiss. I hug her, and this is the crucial point, *The crucial point where a man has to decide whether to dip in for a kiss and be victorius or fail if she pulls back* Fuck it, I dip in, she pulls back, *OH-OH, I'm fucked now*. She smiles, looks at me, and say's: "I Like you, you're cute". *Now that big dissapointment had just turned around because I was back in the game*

I give her another hug, and say Bye, she says: "Please call me when you get home my Teddy Bear", I blush *My nigg she just referred to me as MY* get in the car and drive home.

***CREDITS***

End of Episode 2.

NB: Teddy Bear refers to a mushy cuddly type man

Oh and another NB: At no point did she offer me a taste of her big ass meal, I had to dip the Spinach self. smh*

[unemployedsidenigga]

The pink cupcakes that got me in the game