#dont touch it

[pathet1cwoman]

no babe the constant weight of the fear of failure in my chest is what keeps me going trust just leave it there haha

[taz-clark]

I need to know, mama Taz. ...How do you aussies manage to stay alive over there?

I'm from Mexico, and I mean, we do have our share of dangerous wildlife, like the Gila monster, or the coral snake, or the jaguar.

But you got giant spiders that can penetrate leather, a baffling amount of venomous snakes, pyromaniac birds, venomous fishes that cosplay as rocks FOR NO REASON, tiny jellyfish that can kill you without you even noticing you have been stung, dinosaurs that forgot to go extinct and I could go on.

ahh yes, the big question. how do we Australians survive? sit with Mama Taz and i shall tell you the thing. STOP TOUCHING STUFF

no, fuckin listen to me *grabs your face* i NEED you to actually listen. all of you!

see a thing? a cute animal? a small guy? awww how cute!

DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT

you are not special, you are not the chosen one disney princess, it will not "be fine" if you pat the thing for just a second. nothing that lives here wants to be your friend. yes, even the cute fluffy things. leave them alone.

that goes DOUBLE for anything that lives in the wet. Dont go in the wet. if it lives in the wet, it wants you dead. yes, you personally, it wants YOU to be dead.

i have watched tourists swim next to signs that clearly say, with pictures too, not to swim here coz dinosaurs are in the water and they eat people. if you visit my land, and you must touch stuff, i beg you to go to a wildlife center. we have sooo many of them. full of things you can get close to, full of people trained in animal safety that will let you touch selected things that have been conditioned to not want you dead right now.

[haeswrld]

[queeriboh]

watching an hgtv "designer" walk into a vintage kitchen with hand-tiled floral backsplash is scarier than any horror movie

[partygirlvettel]

BEAUTIFUL top 3 we have here guys let's just stop now and go home

[taffydragonblog]

Enjoy this relic

[agilneanrose]

'No one goes in here anymore.'

[hhjs]

i love the current length of jaehyuns hair