Feb 27, 2015
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Actual article from Ask Men
Unfortunately this article didn't end up simply being "Don't" but an actual article written by an inept creep documenting how he started out his annoyance pickups with randomly approaching a woman and telling her the magazine she was reading looked boring. She said nothing, it hurt his feelings, she got up and walked away. So he realized this was a stupid and disturbing plan right? No. He moved on to the next woman. She told him he was talking rubbish and he was awkward, he pressed on, they exchanged numbers (no way her number was a fake right?). He proudly ends this article with "Now do I tell Sarah that I have a girlfriend and this was just an experiment, or shall I not text her? Hmmm I'll wait for her to call me."
Hopefully this man spends his whole life waiting for that call and the general public won't have to worry about him any longer.
Ask Men Magazine is my favorite website because they never cease to surprise me. "I've reached the bottom of the barrel" I sigh to myself after reading an inspiring op-ed about how to trick a stripper into sleeping with you, but alas no! My friend Ask Men will always have a new garbage heap of sexism for me to read as I hold back vomit. Thank you Ask Men, thank you so much.
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Not all guys befriend women to get in their pants, some guys befriend women to get into OTHER women's pants.
If a girl is walking around in your general vicinity then she probably wants your dick.