I don't have best friends, except well I guess I do..only I don't like to rank my friends by calling them "best" or "closest" instead I call them things like:
my wife
my secret lover
my nasty love
my sister
my bum chum (okay that was honestly a one time mistake i never made again)
my bros (and all different varients of that)
dudes
i mean honestly each of them gets their own special...thing...so when people say "best friend" it sounds so odd to me












