#dontcalluswellcallyou

[remusicals]

“WELCOME TO YOUR JOB INTERVIEW. I see you are applying for the position of, ‘Evil Henchman.’ What qualifications do you have, EGGS-axctly?” #nowhiring #dreggman #jobopening #stepintomyoffice #dontcalluswellcallyou #randomencounters https://www.instagram.com/p/Buw-46lgwxa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17b1xrhty4xth

[growthhaxx]

GO!👇✍️ #dontcalluswellcallyou https://www.instagram.com/p/BqLaXIBgeC_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13dwze6pf5712

[dwightvasel]

DON’T CALL US....WE’LL CALL YOU. When was the last time you saw a Moose at a phone booth? When was the last time you saw a phone booth? When was the last time you saw a pay phone...or drop your quarters into the slots of a pay phone? Well now you’ve seen it all. #moose #payphone #phonebooth #dontcalluswellcallyou

[notaaveragejoe]

Hmm haven't had one of these in over 15 years.. #dontcalluswellcallyou

[sofknfuture]

"We'll Keep Your Resume On File...

…for consideration for future positions."  Well that makes me feel better!  A rejection tempered with non-committal possibilities!  I'm sure that I will definitely hear from you again, I shouldn't even bother applying anywhere else because you maybe might in some nondescript future time possibly look at my resume for another job that may open up at some point that no one can determine with your company.

I know what you really mean to say.  The server of your third-party software client will automatically save my resume to file.  Where at some future date (not the same fabled future where my resume will be reviewed again, the actual future) one of their underpaid database managers will have to go through and delete it.

You really should just say:  "Don't call us, we won't call you."    

[leopoldandhisfiction]

Video Tuesday #leopoldandhisfiction #americantrash #nextweek #dontcalluswellcallyou (at N)

[primalscreamtherapy]

We'll Get There When We Get There

I am sorry. We are slow. I am sorry we are slow. If I could wave a magic wand and make this process not slow I would wave it like it was the 4th of July. But the constant requests asking if we're done yet do not make us go faster. It makes us stop working on your problem so we can tell you we're not done. We. Will. Tell. You. When. It's. Fixed.