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taylor and tiana sending me individual asks to convey their shock at my icon changing like children seeing their dad after he shaved his mustache for the first time in their lifetime

#shut up kell #CACKLING #thing 2 #the cat (in the hat)#dontjimmyfourprinter

#shut up kell #dontjimmyfourprinter #the cat (in the hat)

i'm literally taylor and tiana's number one fan. i've slept in their house i've eaten their food. our stuffed animals have a family photo together. dream all you want and maybe you could pull up number two with a stroke of luck but like know your mf place

#shut up kell #me inventing a guy to be mad at so i have an excuse to remind everyone how much i love my friends #dontjimmyfourprinter #thing 2 #the cat (in the hat)

see what you all need to know is that taylor, tiana and i are actually [SEVERAL LOUD TRANSPORT TRUCKS ROAR PAST AT THE SAME TIME] [TRAIN HORN BLARES] [MOTORCYCLE GANG CRUISE BY WITH RADIOS CRANKED]

and that's why we act this way! :)

#shut up kell #dontjimmyfourprinter #not just their friend not their boyfriend. secret third thing. i'm kell :)#hashtag their kell #being a printer surpasses romance or platonic love

just know that none of you lil tryhard bitches stan taylor and tiana harder than i do, and none of you could EVER take my spot as their number one special little guy. btw. just fyi. you'll never be on my level.

#shut up kell #i am not a person who experiences jealousy but i am INNNNNNCREDIBLY territorial. back off you want my friends SO bad but you CANNAE HAVE EM #dontjimmyfourprinter #thing 2 #the cat (in the hat)

"i'm gonna give him the worst head of his fucking life" is an all-time tiana banger. changed the printer lexicon forever. changed the world, even,

#shut up kell #like no better way to lust after men than to be unabashed and insane and understand that we would not be good at it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#tiana ily btw . mwah #thing 2 #dontjimmyfourprinter