*climbing down a very large boulder with my cousins, siblings, and Dad*
Female cousin: *freaking out about white figure she saw which was just a rock*
Female sibling: *having a stroke about an owl she saw*
Male cousin: *making dogs and birds with hands and a flashlight*
Male sibling: *giggling about male cousin’s shadow creatures*
Dad: *calmly holding flashlight for our scared female family members*
-a few minutes later on our way home through dry bushes, trees, and a lot of dirt-
*male sibling walks hand in hand with female cousin and female sibling in front of Dad, male cousin, and i*
Female cousin: *sees light from lightning and hears rabbit in the bushes* OHMYGODWHATWASTHAT
Male sibling: *decides not to wait for a response* NAHPEACEPEACEPEACE *drops female family members’ hands and instantly disappears into narrow trail*
Female sibling: *grabs female cousin and sprints off with her in tow*
Female cousin: *screeching*
Male cousin: ...
Dad: ...
Me: think they’re crying?
Dad: mmmmmhm
Male cousin: yup
