When your habits are questioned
ME: *looks both ways when crossing oneway street*
FRIEND: *ridiculing my good habit* its oneway dude why would you put all that effort looking for something thats not there?
ME: *starts laughing uncontrollably*
FRIEND: *super confused* why are you laughing? feel stupid?
ME: *stil laughing points at car driving backwards up the street going the wrong way*
FRIEND: *jaw drops* no fucking way!
ME: *pushes friend behind car* should have seen that coming. OOOOHHHHHH IM SORRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

















