For the OTP thing: sterek obvi. If u haven't done it yet. <3
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? stiles. god i love stiles but he is definitely a frat boy at heart lmao (it’s fine though he mostly does it to annoy derek which generally backfires bc derek finds it stupidly endearing or else beats him at his own game)
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? derek bc the parents always die in disney movies and it’s all about found families and taking all the little broken pieces and making them something whole again and it’s okay because stiles holds him and kisses his tears and whispers, “i love you” during the sad bits (but then derek has to hold stiles while he sobs through the fox and the hound because skittles)
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? lisTEN i love domesticated derek who’s good at everything house-related so i’m gonna go stiles just bc you know he would and derek would come home to a big fucking dent in their kitchen wall and just be like “lemme guess? it was a witch?” and stiles would just be like “i’ll pAY FOR IT THIS TIME STOP JUDGING ME WITH YOUR EYEBROWS”
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Stiles and he finds it endlessly hilarious how unimpressed derek looks every time which just prompts him to do it even more (he always ends it by kissing derek’s nose and making him laugh)
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? stiles bc werewolves are like human furnaces and what the fuck derek it’s not fair you can just walk around in a leather jacket all the time ok some of us have bad circulation
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? derek. derek is definitely a binge watcher. stiles reckons the day he discovered netflix was the best day of his life (besides the day they got together obvs)
Who laughs more during sex? i think they both do except derek’s are usually more like huffy little laughs bc stiles is ridiculous whereas stiles’ are more hysterical bc he’s terribly clumsy and that doesn’t make taking clothes off any easier
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? i’m using a larry quote rn sue me but i thINK THEY KIND OF SHARE THAT REALLY
