Bird talk
Me: uhm so a bird flew into the window and it scared the shit outta me.
Friend (Angel): RAWR IMMA PECK YOUR FUCKIN EYES OUT BITCH
Me: xD PRETTY FUCKIN ACCURATE
Me: I'm just gonna go post this on tumblr, excuse me
Angel: Be warned that bird's part of a gang and will get ye ass for runnin your mouth
Angel: Be careful, the bird mafias out lookin for your ass so they can shit on you. ...
Angel: I CAN GO ON ALL DAY









