Edge & Sass

Chara | She/her or they/them | 'Not your friend' 'Commie' | Eva ♡ | Red Army

[womprat-deactivated20170904]

if I was in a room with vader, palpatine, and yoda, and had a gun with only two bullets in it, i’d shoot yoda twice

[edgysasshley-blog]

Bird talk

Me: uhm so a bird flew into the window and it scared the shit outta me.

Friend (Angel): RAWR IMMA PECK YOUR FUCKIN EYES OUT BITCH

Me: xD PRETTY FUCKIN ACCURATE

Me: I'm just gonna go post this on tumblr, excuse me

Angel: Be warned that bird's part of a gang and will get ye ass for runnin your mouth

Angel: Be careful, the bird mafias out lookin for your ass so they can shit on you. ...

Angel: I CAN GO ON ALL DAY

[moritzly]

rare connor murphy cryptid sighting

[pepporio]

@cryptidsp00n

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[thedreadedmiddlechild-deactivat]

BEST POST

[enbyzombies]

tHIS ASSHOLE [dont tag as kin, this is a gift for @edgysasshley]

[edgysasshley-blog]

THANKS @creepzcalem

[edgysasshley-blog]

Story behind my fallout boy earbuds

So my dad and I got into a physical fight two months ago and I lost them and continued using earbuds from now on. Today my dad gave me my fallout boy earbuds and he says "See if they still work". I plugged in the earbuds and guess what. One. Still. Worked. My dogs chewed at the cord, there's been storms, rain, and so on. AND ONE STILL WORKS. my poor babys have been through so much. Rest in Peace left earbud.

[theuserboxfactory-archive]

[This user is JD from Heathers: The Musical.]

for anon

[fuckyeahjoreldecker]

✨Video from Dylan’s IG story✨

[edgysasshley-blog]

charlie scene: the doctors gave me a choice between a big dick and a good memory

j3t: wich one did you chose

charlie scene: i don't remember

[thornedbondage]

this was all i could think about

[charliescenesweenie]

i made a monster.

[pastel-undead]

[edgysasshley-blog]

@creepzcalem you're welcome

[charliesceneisgay]

my life

[sunshineghost-deactivated201508]

[enbyzombies]

@edgysasshley they’re referring to you

[edgysasshley-blog]

Thank you for sending me this. Now I shall go home. *flies through screen*

[goodwoodwould]

Good wood - ok so I’m breaking one of my golden rules because this is a skin rather than real wood but it just looks so good. The ‘wood skin’ for the PS4 by Toast.

[edgysasshley-blog]

Rebel

[edgysasshley-blog]

Well then

That moment when you realize you're the reason your friend's gay. Oh that's nice.

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.