The story of a guy who
This is the story of a guy who ate some pie. One day, a guy named Wobbe wanted to eat some pie. However, due to a global decrease in ovens after the “California incident”, it was becoming increasingly difficult to make pies. Therefore, after Wobbe’s parents went to bed, they stayed up late into the night making a time machine, went back in time to before the incident, and bought a pie at a local pie shop. However, on his return journey, he dropped the pie and shorted out his time machine, causing it to malfunction and fling him into the far future, where it turned out they just made some more ovens and pies were a thing again. The End.










