finally catching up on this last week’s Days:
“without some miracle cure even the Phoenix would be dead by now” i mean... are we forgetting Melaswen? Will? Nicole? Jack? they really need to hire a Salem historian or something cos this historical amnesia is getting outta control.
Nichols is a subpar Stefano, at best. disappointing but not entirely surprising. tbf he hasn’t been the best Patch in the last 5 years either so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“i guess shop class wasn’t a total waste after all.” god bless whoever hired Victoria Konefal, she’s fucking brilliant at the drama and comedy and we’re so damn lucky to have her
this new guy for Sonny?? i can’t tell if he’s supposed to feel too good to be true or if they’ve basically just brought a Paul 2.0 in to facilitate another everything leads back to wilson storyline.. dude is cute n all, i just.. feel more suspicious than i probably need to be.
Ben saying he owed Will one made me snort chocolate milk outta my nose so fuck Carlivati for that specifically.. also who gave Chandler and RSW the right to have this much chemistry while wearing orange????
Kate waitressing is oddly the most logical decision they’ve made since this time jump has happened. her just walking around snarking out what she thinks is advice is the comedic relief i didn’t know we needed
“that’s probably why he’s been so secretive with his laptop” or.. shocker, Chad just doesn’t want douchetacos snooping on what fanfic he reads between meetings..
JJ looks like he hasn’t showered in months and you’re telling me Jennifer “i’m usually all up in my kids’ business a coma aint gonna stop me” Horton Deveraux doesn’t immediately think “wow where have i seen this sullen, moody behavior before??” please.
“whatever DiMera is making your life miserable this week” oh wow that really HAS been her last decade on this show though hasn’t it?? so... Roman and Kate????? i’m listening... #MakeRomanInterestingAgain
“so much has happened in the last year i can barely keep track of it myself” lmfao same Marlena
i begged for Princess Gina to return (outside of the Halloween eps) for years and now it just makes me miss Bo that much more.. this is what i get for wishing for things, the soap goddesses always fuck me over lol
*briefly remembers that Rafe and Kate once dated*
bless them, they gave me two days of JJ on screen and every single second was me spent yelling "oh for fucks sake Jennifer” and “JJ you have a shit track record with guns stop that you idiot” so. i’ll count those two days as a win.