Due to the not particularly pleasant events from this week that caused an EXTREME loss of space marine personnel, we will welcome our new staff members: the US Marines.
We expect the Sector S.M.C A and B to respect them. Please. We don't have time and money to train new space marines, I know they aren't the smartest people and most of them don't even know what a college is, but please don't bully them. I'm begging you.
I already witnessed to one of our space marines privates (for Carl Smith's privacy, I can't say his name, we don't want the rest of our staff to put in danger Private Carl Smith's safety! Poor Carl Smith!) calling a US Marine Sergeant a rookie. A ROOKIE. A PRIVATE (can't say the name for Carl Smith's privacy) CALLED A SERGEANT A ROOKIE.
We get we are CLEARLY superior, since all of you space guys are engineers and doctors and these idiots are just a bunch of brainless strong men, BUT C'MON, A LITTLE OF RESPECT!!











