Objectively speaking, the Moros event™️ is so funny because bro's like "I'm so sorry [insert boss that rocked your shit here] beat your ass babygirl, do you wanna come with me to my goon doom cave so I can blow your back out as compensation 🥺👉👈?"
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Objectively speaking, the Moros event™️ is so funny because bro's like "I'm so sorry [insert boss that rocked your shit here] beat your ass babygirl, do you wanna come with me to my goon doom cave so I can blow your back out as compensation 🥺👉👈?"
Supergiant beloved, I trust that we'll follow through with the implied "carving our own fate despite the weavings" crumbs that we have with Moros
Because if you made me wait a year for his heart events to expand only to get fucking cucked by a supposed betrothal I'm going to commit a felony
(tapping mic) hey, do yall wanna think about how touchstarved moros might be. hes literally doom, and he's guardian to the fates who are notoriously constantly busy with their hands. hello. can anyone hear me. does anyone else want to think about his reaction to melinoë touching him. hello. he hasnt seen his siblings' bar nemesis, particularly often. whens the last time he saw his mother. we know there's no chance in hell that mans been in any sort of previous romantic relationship. much less any sexual one. is anyone fucking in here. hello.
my interpretation of the current melinoë situationships
Nectar Tofana (Melinoë/Nemesis): Classic toxic yuri. What we have here is a delicious case of Nemesis being too stuck in black and white thinking to flirt like a normal person. Melinoë is getting lost in translation. RIP.
Doomed Beckoning (Melinoë/Moros): Mutual crushing autistic 4 autistic disaster. Their polite and formal scripting prevents any successful attempts at flirting. They'll get the hang of it eventually, they're so close! But not today, though. Tomorrow isn't looking too hot, either.
Discordant Lure (Melinoë/Eris): The fools gold of toxic yuri. What we have here is a horny david slingshotting an annoyed goliath, the brat pissing off their tamer. Tale as old as time. Somehow, this is working because Melinoë is loosening up a little bit.
Waxwitch (Melinoë/Icarus): The situationship that got away. It looks like they were on the cusp of something but between the arm and some outside intervention... that never happened. Melinoë isn't stupid. She 100% knows Icarus has a crush on her. If Icarus wasn't out in the Rift of Thessaly, I'd ask if he was lost in a pine forest, good god.
Shadow Spindle (Melinoë/Arachne): The only pairing here on the same page. Can love bloom in the makeshift dress shop down in Erebus? Survey says yes. Between Arachnes' general insecurity and loneliness, I don't see this progressing until she meets more people.
obviously your mileage may vary etc etc etc