Random Doomguy headcanons because he a dork
Doomguy is the type of guy who would mindlessly drum against your tummy, thighs or butt with his hands if some kind of music is playing in the background.
He'd also sometimes blow raspberries to your neck just because. He's a dork. And likes to mess with you.
You know that thing that tall guys do, raise an object out of your reach so you can't get it. Yeah. Except you don't mess with him and you're either grabbing him by the balls to bend forward, or climbing that mf like a damn tree. Your choice :D
Just likes to pat your ass whenever he's passing by. Not slap it in a sexual way (unless... wink wink) , just a good ol' appreciative affectionate pat. (I know that man handsy and starved for even the smallest touches OUUUUGH i'm nauseous)
If he's working out, Doomguy would LOVE if you acted as makeshift weight. Sit or lay on his back while he's doing push-ups, carry you on his shoulders as he's squatting, stuff like that (bonus if you're literally ranting about bullshit as he's working out, makes it 100% more enjoyable for him trust, that guy LIIIKES to listen to you rant. Bonus BONUS if you're acting like a mean drill sergeant and screaming in his ear.) (once he snorted so much he lost his balance and collapsed on the floor with you falling to the side💀)
When there is a day he's feeling EXTRA affectionate and has cuteness aggression for you, he WILL squish your cheeks and make your lips purse like a fish, and plant that loud corny type of cartoony smooch that lasts at least five seconds. I don't make the rules.
okay. thank you for coming to my ted talk bye